Valentine’s Day Is Coming Up On Sunday and KVJ Wants To Help The Less Romantic Listeners Out There By Writing A KVJ Collaborative Poem!

Each Member Contributed Their Lines- See The Whole Poem Below!

 

You’re kind of like Covid, you take my breath away.

Like an alien, you’re out of this world and you love butt stuff.

Damn your sweet, intoxicating lips that condemn me to addiction.

You must be made of pot, because I want to grind you.

You’re soft like Velvet and sweet like Twinkies.

You are a sprinkled donut in a sea of glaze.

You without me is like cornflakes without the milk.

I love you more than bacon.

 

Listen To The Full KVJ Segment Here!