Strong and soulful man seeks sweet, caring woman to take long walks on the....oops, wrong website.

I'm Dave.  I'm hard to explain, even to myself.  So for reference I had to use this fill in the blank bio sheet... 

1 - Born in New Orleans

2 - The number 8

3 - I'm a homebody...not a home boy

4 - Every 6 months I take an entire day and help my Daughter clean out her closet...how does a 10 year old have that much crap?

5 - INSANELY addicted to shellfish

6 - Is there really anything better than your feet in the sand, a beach chair and the beer that's been sitting at the bottom of the cooler of ice water for the past 6 hours?  You know what I'm talking about!

7 - Nickelback, Harry Connick Jr,  3 Doors Down....where is my ipod?

8 - Family Guy, Scrubs, Dateline NBC, Mythbusters, My Big Redneck Wedding, Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs....no, I do NOT have a man crush on Mike Rowe.

9 - Sad...I've summed myself up in just 9 bullet points....actually 8, this one doesn't technically count.  Sorry, I'm doing this in a hurry.  Brad and Angelina have asked me to dinner and I'm running late.  I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Dave-isms

Be the duck....You are the duck, your problems are water.  What happens when the duck jumps in the water?  The water rolls right off the ducks back without him even noticing.   Be The DUCK!

Lack of planning on your part, doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.

Stupidity annoys me, yet entertains me at the same time.

Sarcasm is a virtue.

I will share my time and my mind, just don't waste either.