How much would you pay to go on a date with 91-year-old BETTY WHITE?

A "date with Betty" is being auctioned off on eBay, with the proceeds going to charity.  As of last night, the current bid was$5,100.

The winner will get a round-trip ticket to L.A., V.I.P. tickets to the Morris Animal Foundation Gala of Hope:  An Evening with Betty White, a one-night stay at the hotel (where the event is being held) and a seat at Betty's table.

Is Charlie showing signs of The Warlock again?

TMZ is reporting that Charlie flipped out on his "Anger Management" co-star SELMA BLAIR, and FIRED her from the show!

It all started when Selma reportedly went to the producers to complain about Charlie's work ethic.  She was upset that he was late all the time.  The problem is:  Charlie found out and went into ANGER-BALL MODE.

He was supposedly telling people on the set that Selma was fired . . . and he refused to work yesterday if Selma showed up.

There's no official word from anyone on Selma's status, but "sources" say the producers are hoping the whole thing blows over.  

Speaking of "Anger Management", TMZ also claims Charlie is asking the show's producers to land MILA KUNIS for a guest role.  That's a little weird since Mila is dating ASHTON KUTCHER, who replaced Charlie on "Two and a Half Men".

If there's any bad blood between Charlie and Ashton, you could see Mila simply turning it down . . . but Charlie isn't making that easy for her.

He allegedly wants them to hire her for 10 episodes, at a rate of $1 MILLION per episode.  So that's $10 MILLION . . . and she'd be making more per episode than Ashton is making on "Two and a Half Men". 

He makes around $700,000 per episode.

It's good to have friends in low places!

Earlier this month, "Girls Gone Wild"'s JOE FRANCIS was a bit perturbed because a sex tape he and his girlfriend made was being shopped around to different media outlets.

Well someone bought it!  Guess who!  Steve Hirsch from Vivid Entertainment.  He bought it as a FAVOR and promised not to release it.

Joe claims the video was stolen off his girlfriend's iPad so the fact that it was purchased to be returned to Joe is sort of also a favor for the cops.

Hirsch said, quote, "Because of the time-sensitive nature of the situation, I made a decision to expedite the process and return the movie to its original owner."

Oh good, someone older than me that just got engaged!

Olympic diving legend GREG LOUGANIS is engaged.  He's going to get gay-married to a paralegal named Johnny Chaillot.  There's no word on a wedding date yet, but it'll be sometime this fall.

Greg, who's now 53, says, quote, "I finally met my soul mate . . . the more I fall in love with Johnny, the more I fall in love with myself.  This is what the universe had in store for both of us."

Oh Lordy....what is Amanda doing now?

RadarOnline.com claims Amanda met with WYCLEF JEAN, and that he's producing her first single.  If you haven't heard, Amanda wants to launch some sort of rap career.

An "insider" says things are "moving quickly."

"Wyclef is the perfect producer for Amanda's first single, because he isn't only about making records.  He's a humanitarian and politician, so this will not be a typical album." 

J Lo back to the big screen!

She's co-starring with ANTONIO BANDERAS and MARTIN SHEEN in a movie called"The 33" . . . about the 33 Chilean miners who were trapped underground for 69 days back in 2010.

Antonio is playing one of the miners, and Martin is playing a miner's father.  It's unclear who J-Lo is playing. 

Kim and Kanye had the Kaby! 

It's a girl! But we don't know her name yet.  Some "source" tells E! News that the name will start with a 'K.

The source adds, quote, "She has dark hair.  She looks just like Kim."  There aren't any photos yet, but Kim and Kanye will surely sell the pictures to a magazine.

The Kaby arrived about five weeks early, since Kim wasn't due until sometime next month.  Kaby weighed in at "under five pounds", but both Kim and the baby are in good health.

Kanye WAS at the hospitl, but no word if he was actually IN the room.  He told "In Touch Weekly" he would pass on that opportunity, because, quote, "He's very squeamish, and didn't want to be around blood."

So Amanda Bynes is just.....acting?!?!!?

AMANDA BYNES has gone from a normal former child star, to a former child star who has LOST IT!

But is it possible that this is all a massive, elaborate stunt or "performance"?

Amanda wants you to think so.

She allegedly messaged a friend saying, quote, "All this has been an act and you know it.  I'm an actress and know what I'm doing.  I got to two million followers and now everyone wants me.  I'm smart and not stupid. 

"Everyone mentions my name.  The world loves me!"

Top 5 Movies from the weekend!

 Did you contribute?

1.  (NEW)  "Man of Steel", $113 million.  Up to $125 million since Thursday.

2.  (NEW)  "This Is the End", $20.5 million.  Up to $32.8 million since Wednesday.

3.  "Now You See Me", $10.3 million.  Up to $80 million in its 3rd week.

4.  "Fast & Furious 6", $9.4 million.  Up to $220 million in its 4th week.

5.  "The Purge", $8.2 million.  Up to $51.8 million in its 2nd week.

JIMMY FALLON NEWS!

The title of "The Tonight Show" will be changed a little bit when JIMMY FALLON takes over in February.  It's going to be called "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon", as opposed to "The Tonight Show WITH Jimmy Fallon".

The "starring" part is a tribute to when JOHNNY CARSON hosted the show, when it was "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson".  JAY LENO'S version was titled "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno".

Fallon's house band THE ROOTS will also move with him to "The Tonight Show".

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Pretty BIG Birthday request Demi!

I don't want that!  But the singer added that an average-shaped Barbie would be “one dope 21st birthday” present.

WHY DOES SHE WANT AN AVERAGE SHAPED BARBIE?!

While encouraging her 14.7 million Twitter followers to tweet @BarbieStyle, Demi also suggested Mattel create a Barbie with some cellulite: “After all, around 95% of ALL women have it!!!”

GROSS...I have it, why do I want my doll to, too?

Another reason to be jealous of Kate Upton.....

Sources say she's dating "Dancing With the Stars" MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY.

 She turned 21 the other day, and they celebrated together by doing who knows what..wink wink.

Kate's people say they're JUST FRIENDS and Maksim's rep refused to comment.

I'm sorry, but I don't believe this....

Is it possible that we're all wrong about AMANDA BYNES?  

I don't think so, but Drake Bell says she's brilliant....say what?!

DRAKE says, quote, "I talk to her every day.  She's a sweetheart.  I had lunch with her yesterday, and she's brilliant.  She's good, and she's healthy.  Amanda is a beautiful, artistic, funny soul."

So how does he explain her INSANE behavior lately?  He says, quote, "She's in a place right now where she is searching.  She's ready to be her own person, and do her own thing . . . She is a girl who is finding herself."

And apparently Amanda KNOWS we all think she's koo-koo.  Drake says, quote, "I'm like 'dude, you come off crazy.'  She's like, 'I know, but I don't mean to.  I just changed the way I look!'"

Jon and Richie fighting like an old married couple.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - a direct quote from Richie Sambora

JON BON JOVI made an odd comment last month, where he seemed to imply that RICHIE SAMBORA wasn't as irreplaceable to BON JOVI as THE EDGE is to U2.

Jon was talking about Richie being away from the band (again) and being thankful that the same guy who replaced Richie last time was able to fill in for him again.

And he added, quote, "If someone chooses not to be here . . . unlike if this were, God forbid, The Edge, and he for some reason couldn't make a U2 show, [then] it would be very difficult to just step in."

It sure seemed like he was suggesting either that The Edge was BETTER than Richie or that Richie wasn't as vital to Bon Jovi as The Edge is to U2.

Regardless, Richie isn't amused.

A so-called "source" tells RadarOnline.com that Richie sent Jon a three-word response in an email . . . saying, quote, "HIRE THE EDGE."

The source adds, quote, "Richie was so [ticked] off and insulted with The Edge comment that he couldn't bite his tongue any longer.  He sent Jon an email, but Jon did not respond.  Jon hasn't called Richie once since this all began."

This really was ridiculous...did you see it?

 The attorney CHAD JOHNSON patted on the butt in court this week is trying to get the judge to reconsider her decision to send Chad to jail for 30 days for said butt-pat.

In legal documents filed with the court, the attorney says, quote, "Mr. Johnson has been a professional football player in the National Football League for 11 years and patting another individual on the backside is viewed as a sign of respect and gratitude."

He also addressed the judge's anger over the fact that people in the courtroom laughed . . . quote, "This is not Mr. Johnson's fault and he should not be punished for the actions of third parties."

A hearing is set for Monday.

They will wait, they will wait for him

MUMFORD & SONS bassist TED DWANE was hospitalized on Monday, where he's having emergency surgery to have a blood clot removed from his brain. 

The band says Ted went to the doctor after, quote, "feeling unwell for a few days."  The doctors did some tests . . . and discovered the clot on the surface of his brain.

According to the band's statement, quote, "Ted is receiving excellent care and we are being assured that he will recover quickly from surgery."

Mumford & Sons have postponed three shows scheduled for this week, and say they'll be rescheduled as soon as possible.  They're not planning on postponing or canceling any more shows, including their gig at Bonnaroo this Saturday.

It's unclear if Ted would be ready to return at that point, or if they'll have a replacement bassist . . . but it's hard to imagine that he could fully recover that quickly.

WOW!  The Voice is gonna have some AMAZING acts coming up!

CHRISTINA AGUILERA will perform on the season finale of "The Voice".  She's singing "Feel This Moment" with PITBULL.  (Full Story)  

Plus, NELLY will perform with FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE . . . and there will be a pre-tapedBRUNO MARS performance.  (Full Story)

CHER will perform on "The Voice" next Monday.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

The ROBERTSON family from A&E's "Duck Dynasty" will release their own CHRISTMAS ALBUM!!!  

It's going to be called "Duck the Halls:  A Robertson Family Christmas", and it's coming out on October 29th.

According to the press release, quote, "The family grew up singing in church, and has many musical members who will be showcasing their talents on the album."

WILLIE ROBERTSON says, quote, "Faith, family and ducks . . . in that order . . . have always been our priorities.  Christmas is an important holiday for us not only because of our strong faith but also our holiday family traditions."

Willie's wife KORIE adds, quote, "The whole family is going to be involved.  It'll be kind of a variety show style, music CD, and we've got some surprises for you, so it's going to be a lot of fun."

Ummmm, wasn't he a little too old?

Those Jason Bourne novels by ROBERT LUDLUM are older than you think.  In fact the first one, "The Bourne Identity", came out in 1980.  And that's why this is possible:  BURT REYNOLDS was almost the first Jason Bourne.

A lawsuit was recently filed by the widow of a man who once held the rights to the book.  And the details are unimportant except for this one:  In the early '80s, there was a movie version in the works with Burt in the title role.  Obviously, it never happened.

On, off, on, off, on, and it's off again...but wait....

JIM CARREY finally agreed to team back up with JEFF DANIELS to make a "Dumb and Dumber" sequel, and yet even that doesn't seem like enough to get this thing made without a hitch.

Warner Brothers has decided to pass on the movie . . . in part because Carrey's last movie, "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" didn't do very well.

The writer-director team of PETER and BOBBY FARRELLY are free to shop the movie to other studios.

I'm still not clear on what Reditt is....but:

Someone on Reddit decided to poll other users to come up with a Top 100 of the hottest ladies in the world.

Here's the top 10:

Check out the complete list here.

1.  Mila Kunis

2.  Scarlett Johansson

3.  Jennifer Lawrence

4.  Olivia Wilde

5.  Alison Brie

6.  Kate Beckinsale

7.  Kate Upton

8.  Emma Watson

9.  Emma Stone

10.  Jessica Alba

May the force be with you!

There was definitely a disturbance in The Force when PETER MAYHEW . . . the guy who played Chewbacca in the "Star Wars" movies . . . tried to catch a flight from Denver to Dallas.

Peter is 7-foot-2 and 69 years old.  Not surprisingly, getting around isn't really easy for him anymore.  So he relies on his custom-made LIGHT SABER CANE.

But for some reason, airport security in Denver was AFRAID OF IT . . . so they confiscated it.

He Tweeted, quote, "Won't allow me through the airport with my cane!  Giant man need giant cane.  Small cane snap like toothpick.  Besides, my light saber is just cool.  I'd miss it."

Then he added, quote, "American Airlines won't let me through the airport with me cane!  Can I get a retweet?"

Somehow, that worked . . . because he later Tweeted, quote, "Magic words to TSA are not 'please' or 'thank you,' it's 'Twitter'.  Cane released to go home."

The TSA says Twitter wasn't a factor . . . quote, "Because of the unusual weight of the passenger's cane, a security officer alerted a supervisor.  Less than five minutes later the passenger and cane were cleared to travel.

"Social media played no role in the determination."

Yes, I'll watch

BRISTOL PALIN and JOAN RIVERS will be featured on an upcoming episode of "Celebrity Wife Swap".

It's going to be more like a pseudo-celebrity LIFE swap.  Joan and her daughter MELISSA RIVERS will head up to Alaska to take care of Bristol's four-year-old son Tripp . . .

And Bristol is coming down to L.A., where she will take over for Joan as the executive producer of the E! show"Fashion Police".  

She will also take care of Melissa's 12-year-old son Cooper . . . and, quote, "entertain at formal dinner parties." 

The episode is set to air June 23rd.

The upcoming season of "Celebrity Wife Swap" will also feature:  The wives of former WWE wrestlers RIC FLAIRand "ROWDY" RODDY PIPER . . . plus actress NIA PEEPLES and '80s pop star TIFFANY.

Yep, I'll watch this too

CHRISTINA RICCI will play LIZZIE BORDEN in an upcoming Lifetime TV movie.  Back in 1892, Lizzie was tried and acquitted of murdering her father and stepmother with an ax at their family home in Fall River, Massachusetts.

There's no title or airdate yet.

"Bewitched" star ELIZABETH MONTGOMERY played Lizzie in the 1975 ABC TV movie "The Legend of Lizzie Borden" . . . and CHLOE SEVIGNY was attached to play her in an HBO miniseries a few years back, but that never happened.

They are one WEIRD couple!!

KANYE WEST had a birthday party this weekend.  KIM KARDASHIAN wasn't there, but she posted a collage of the two of them on Instagram, along with the message, quote, "Happy Birthday to my best friend, the love of my life, my soul!!!!  I love you beyond words!"

I'd be pretty happy if this was true, but I don't think it is.

The website MediaTakeOut.com says KANYE WEST may have dumped KIM KARDASHIAN. 

Supposedly, their lifestyles are incompatible because he can't stand the cameras being on him all the time . . . and that's basically what Kim is all about.

A so-called "insider" says Kanye bolted L.A. after Kim's baby shower . . . quote, "Kanye is now in Hawaii, I think he's working on music.  But I also think it's over for him and Kim."

And if this is true....I'll be really mad!!

DR. CONRAD MURRAY - the jerk who's currently in jail for killing MICHAEL JACKSON - had the NERVE to send Michael's daughter PARIS a message from prison!!

He said, quote, "I wanted you to know I'm here for you.  I've never been gone.  I always will be available to listen to you, answer your questions, or to share with you the plethora of beautiful and savored untold stories of your father, as well as his venerable thoughts of you that he shared with me."

He added, quote, "Let me remind you of something you should know:  When you feel all alone, or when your heart feels heavy . . . when everything around you seems to cause dismay . . .

"Just know that you are not alone, and your daddy loved you beyond any explanation.  Paris, I too love you as a precious father loves his own child, and I always will."

This, however, is very nice

After hearing that Paris was upset she couldn't go to a MARILYN MANSON concert, Manson sent Paris a message saying, quote, "I hope you feel better.  You will be on my guest list anytime you want."

Do you speak Dutch?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

• "Toddlers & Tiaras" [6th Season Premiere]  9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on TLC.

How is this going to work out with her hooker show?

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT is PREGNANT.

The father is actor BRIAN HALLISAY . . . one of her co-stars on "The Client List".  They've been dating a little over a year.  Sources say Jennifer is about three months along.

Let's hope she doesn't take his last name....

KATE WINSLET is pregnant for the third time.  This will be the first child for Kate and her third husband.  He's a British dude who goes by the name NED ROCKNROLL.  He's the nephew of billionaire RICHARD BRANSON.

Kate and Ned were married in December . . . LEONARDO DICAPRIO walked Kate down the aisle.

Kate has a 12-year-old daughter named Mia, from her first husband Jim Threapleton, and a 9-year-old son named Joe, from her second husband, director SAM MENDES.

I now pronounce you...wait...is that John Travolta!?

JOHN TRAVOLTA crashed a wedding in Georgia recently!

How did it happen?  John met the groom at a bar the night before, so he showed up.  A friend of the groom's says, quote, "My friend ran into John Travolta the night before his wedding, and he shows up the next day."

John took photos with the bride and groom, and with the entire wedding party.  

It's coming.....thoughts....?

Rihanna.....are they serious?!

"Complex" magazine has put out a list of the 100 Hottest Women Right Now.  And they put RIHANNA at #1.

Here's the Top 10 . . .

1.  Rihanna

2.  Alison Brie from "Community"

3.  Jennifer Lawrence

4.  Beyoncé

5.  Kerry Washington

6.  Selena Gomez

7.  Nicki Minaj

8.  Emilia Clarke from "Game of Thrones"

9.  Miley Cyrus

10.  Kim Kardashian

Grumpy Cat.....The Movie

Her real name is Tardar Sauce and her owner says her interesting facial expression is due to FELINE DWARFISM and an underbite.

The company that's producing the movie says it'll be in the vein of "Garfield". . . quote, "We think we can build a big family comedy around this character."

Everyone is jumping ship!

MARIAH CAREY and NICKI MINAJ have confirmed that they will NOT be back on"American Idol" next season.  Both of them lasted just one season.

Mariah's publicist made it official by Tweeting, quote, "With the global success of 'Beautiful' (#1 in 30+ countries so far), Mariah Carey confirms her world tour, and says goodbye to 'Idol'."

And Nicki Tweeted, quote, "Thank you 'American Idol' for a life changing experience!  Wouldn't trade it for the world!  Time to focus on the music!!! Mmmuuuaahhh!!!"

RANDY JACKSON announced his departure after 12 seasons last month, so it appears that there could be a completely different set of judges next season.  BUT, there's still no official word on KEITH URBAN.

I admit it...I'm very excited about this!

Remember Amy's Baking Company?  It's the restaurant that GORDON RAMSAY abandoned on"Kitchen Nightmares" earlier this month, because the place is run by TOTAL LUNATICS?

Well owners SAMY and AMY BOUZAGLO are reportedly in negotiations to score their own reality show.

It isn't a done deal yet, but RadarOnline.com says they're, quote, "entertaining several offers from production companies."  Supposedly, they're interested because, quote, "They feel like it's the only way to keep their restaurant open."

Samy and Amy's WILD appearance on "Kitchen Nightmares" was only the beginning.  After the episode aired, they got hammered on social media sites . . . and they responded by lashing out at everyone with insults, profanity, and other craziness.

Since then, there have been reports that Amy is a convicted felon, that Samy is facing deportation, and that the restaurant has a long history of health department violations. 

Father's Day will have a whole new meaning this year for JUSTIN BIEBER!

Word is he has a love child with a European woman he "met" in Miami 2 years ago!

The woman gave birth to a baby girl, whom she's 100% sure is Justin's.  

Supposedly, she's not going to ask for money, and she'll let him decide if he wants to be a part of his daughter's life.

Justin's people, of course, are denying the woman's claims.

And speaking of Justin - WHO is all driving his Ferrari?  

Last weekend NFL star KEYSHAWN JOHNSON followed the speeding luxury car to his house, but it wasn't JB driving - it was his friend Tyler.  Just 2 days ago, the Ferrari was pulled over for speeding in the gated community again and it was friend Lil Twist was behind the wheel.  

If you remember, Twist was the guy driving the Ferrari earlier this year when it was pulled over and a photographer was KILLED by a passing vehicle while trying to get pictures of Justin.

People...it's a FERRARI...it's supposed to be driven fast!

Former NFL wide receiver KEYSHAWN JOHNSON was walking through the neighborhood with his kids, when Justin Bieber went flying past them in his Ferrari.  So Keyshawn brought the kids home, jumped in his Prius and went after him.

Apparently Justin isn't making many friends in his neighborhood.  There have been a lot of complaints about his driving, and the parties that go on at his house.  

Courtney Love to the rescue!  ...sort of.

Courtney tweeted this to Amanda Bynes yesterday - "Pull it together dude."

That didn't sit well with Amanda.  She tweeted in response -  "Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I've ever seen.  To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh."

Courtney, taking the high road tweeted again - "Amanda, I wasn't attacking you love.  I've been in your shoes before, wasn't easy.  DM me, let's talk. Ignore the haters." 

Courtney later tweeted - "Will you people lay off on giving this girl such grief?  She's a beautiful talented young woman, we all go through our ups and downs.  Grow up!"

Katy Perry in a love triangle?

KATY PERRY was spotted with both ROBERT PATTINSON and her ex-boyfriend JOHN MAYERover the Memorial Day weekend.

On Monday, Mayer showed up at a party at Katy's house.  And a witness says, quote, "They seem to be back together . . . or back together-ish.

But on Sunday, she was with ROBERT PATTINSON at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California.  "People"magazine says they were sitting at the back of a courtyard, watching two strangers rehearse for their wedding.

Oooooh Amanda....

AMANDA BYNES is trying, or tried, to pick a fight with RIHANNA over the weekend.

She Tweeted, quote, "No one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my dog Rihanna."

Then she followed it up with this one . . . quote, "Chris brown beat you because you're not pretty enough."

But Rihanna STUFFED her with this comeback . . . quote, "Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?"

And Amanda shot back, quote, "Unlike ur fugly faced self I don't do drugs!  U need the intervention dog!  I met ur ugly face in person!  U aren't pretty u know it!"

Amanda's Tweets were quickly deleted, and then she denied they were even real.  And she delusionally added, quote, "Rihanna and I met and I'm sure we'll be in a music video together one day!"

Get Well Soon Sugur Bear!!

MICHAEL "SUGAR BEAR" THOMPSON from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" ended up in the hospital on Friday after passing out!

 A post on Honey Boo Boo's Facebook page says he's undergoing tests and remains in good spirits.  But they still don't know what's wrong with him.  

More tradegy struck when somebody ran over and killed Honey Boo Boo's dog while they were at the hospital.

Top 5 movies from the weekend!

1.  (NEW)  "Fast & Furious 6", $120 million.

2.  (NEW)  "The Hangover Part III", $51.2 million.  Up to $63 million since Thursday. 

3.  "Star Trek Into Darkness", $47 million.  Up to $156 million in its 2nd week.   

4.  (NEW)  "Epic", $42.6 million.

5.  "Iron Man 3", $24.4 million.  Up to $372 million in its 4th week. 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Amanda.....

AMANDA BYNES was arrested last night after she threw a bong out the window of her 36th-floor New York City apartment. 

It all started when the doorman spotted Amanda taking hits off the bong in the lobby of the building and called police.  By the time the cops got there, she was already in her apartment.

They knocked on the door, and when Amanda opened it, they saw the bong.  So she grabbed it and tossed it out the window.  Not surprisingly, police noticed a heavy smell of marijuana inside the apartment.

Amanda was arrested for possession of marijuana, tampering with evidence and reckless endangerment.  Those last two charges were for tossing the bong.

Amanda was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION, then to a police station for booking.  She was expected to be held overnight, then appear in court this morning.

TMZ says that before her arrest, Amanda was acting erratically, by doing things like talking to herself.  And she didn't surrender peacefully, she went kicking and screaming and yelling stuff like, quote, "Don't you know who I am?"

Don't worry...Lindsay is still crazy too.

Who?  Ohhhh Charlie!!

CHARLIE SHEEN is embracing his Latin roots for "Machete Kills".  As you may have heard, Charlie plays the president of the United States in the movie.

And in the credits, he's not going by "Charlie Sheen".  He's using his GIVEN name, CARLOS ESTEVEZ

Charlie's full name is Carlos Irwin Estevez.  His dad, MARTIN SHEEN, was born Ramon Antonio Gerardo Estevez.

Charlie's brother EMILIO DIOGENES ESTEVEZ is the only one of the three of them PROUD enough of his culture and heritage not to whitewash his name.

I LOVE me some Lifetime TV movies!!

Americans everywhere STILL have an UNQUENCHABLE THIRST for anything related to ANNA NICOLE SMITH . . . or at least Lifetime seems to think so.  They have a new TV movie called "Anna Nicole" premiering on June 29th.

It features some recognize names, including Martin Landau, Virginia Madsen, Cary Elwes and Adam Goldberg.  An actress named Agnes Bruckner is playing Anna Nicole.

Here is a reunion tour I'll go see! HOOOOTIE!!

Darius Rucker tells The Hollywood Reporter that the band is considering something special to mark the 20th anniversary of their major label debut.

"We might do a month tour next year to commemorate Cracked Rear View," says Rucker, "but that one total year where we decide to do a record and a farewell tour is a couple years away."

Wanna go on vacation with Leonardo Dicaprio?  TO SPACE?!

Kelly Pickler WINS DWTS!

Zendaya came in 2nd....Jacoby came in 3rd!

George Michael fell OUT of car...on the highway?!?!!?

GEORGE MICHAEL was the hospital earlier this week after witnesses say he was trying to open and shut his passenger side door, and he fell out of a Range Rover that was doing 70 miles per hour on the highway!!

One witness says, quote, "He had a nasty cut on his forehead and the back of his head.  There was blood all down his face and on his teeth.  He was breathing and conscious but in shock."

She adds, quote, "George was wearing a black and gold Adidas tracksuit that was ripped all down the arm and shoulder.  He had no [shoes] on.  I grabbed one from the second lane because cars were swerving to avoid it . . . I think he was lucky he didn't die."

Meanwhile, George's rep says he's still in the hospital, but only as a precaution.  And he's, quote, "making good progress, he's fine and he's really looking forward to getting home."

EW EW EW EW Jesse James!

He cut the tip of his finger OFF yesterday while working on something!  He posted a picture of it....but I'm not going to.  Google if you must.  It's GROSS!!!

Don't be mean to your kids or Melissa McCarthy will FIRE YOU!!

MELISSA MCCARTHY fired an extra from a movie because the woman was mistreating her own daughter!  Way to go Melissa!

Melissa and her husband BEN FALCONE are directing a movie called "Tammy".  Melissa is starring in it.  They were shooting at a lake the other day with a bunch of extras including this unidentified woman and her 4- or 5-year-old daughter.

Sources say the woman was yelling loudly at her daughter all day to settle down and be quiet, and then she grabbed her by the wrist and jerked her pretty hard.

That was all Melissa needed to see.  She had the woman FIRED, saying she wouldn't tolerate abuse on her set.

How do people get SO behind?!?!

Quickies>>>>>

CANDICE GLOVER is your new "American Idol".  

 LINDSAY LOHAN is gaining weight in rehab because they took her Adderall away. 

ABC canceled "Happy Endings" this week . . . but now the USA Network is reportedly in negotiations to pick it up. 

But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

DAVID BECKHAM announced yesterday that he's retiring from soccer at the end of the current season.  There are only two games left to go.  Beckham is 38 years old.  He made his professional debut with Manchester United in 1992, when he was 17.

He thanked his current team, Paris St. Germain in France, for giving him the opportunity to continue competing, but he added, quote, "I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level."

Now they're "swatting" cars!??!!?

The other day, cops swarmed DIDDY'S $500,000 Maybach and ordered the driver to get out of the car and get down on his knees.

They'd gotten a call that someone in the car was armed, but it turned out to be a false alarm.  Diddy wasn't even in the car at the time . . . he'd just been dropped off somewhere. 

Taj Jackson sticks up for his uncle Michael

MICHAEL JACKSON'S nephew TAJ says he was molested by a family member on his mother's side when he was a boy.  And Michael was the one who consoled him after it happened.

And to him, that's enough proof that choreographer WADE ROBSON is lying about being abused by Michael.

Taj - who's the son of Michael's brother TITO - says, quote, Michael was, quote, "a support system for me and my mom."

He even gave Taj's mother an article about child abuse, along with a letter in which he asked her to read it to Taj and his siblings.

Only ONE judge wants to return!!?

At least one person wants to return to "American Idol" next season . . . and thankfully it's the sanest judge on the panel.  Of course, that's KEITH URBAN.

When Keith was asked if he was interested in sticking around, he said, quote, "I would.  I mean, I literally enjoy coming to work every day, and that's a rarity."

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy.....read this THEN decide.....

ROD STEWART took a lot of steroids for his voice back in the '80s, but he gave them up for a variety of reasons - including the fact that they SHRUNK HIS JUNK!

He says, quote, "In those days we didn't have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out.

"The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane,  including your [package] . . . and it's what you do when you're in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you can't sing."

He adds, quote, "It's one of the most horrible drugs in the world.  One night, on stage in Sheffield, I thought I was in the kitchen with my mum because the steroids had eaten a hole in my stomach.

"I was bleeding internally and hallucinating.  What the audience must have thought?"

Rod says he still uses them about once a year to get through a tough performance, but he adds, quote, "You pay for it.  You can't sing for a week."

You can be my hero baaaaaaaaaaby!

BRAD PITT spoke out yesterday about ANGELINA JOLIE'S choice to undergo a double mastectomy.  He said, quote, "Having witnessed this decision firsthand, I find Angie's choice, as well as so many others like her, absolutely heroic.

"I thank our medical team for their care and focus.  All I want . . . is for her to have a long and healthy life, with myself and our children.  This is a happy day for our family."

In a separate interview he said, quote, "I'm quite emotional about it, of course.  She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don't think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results.

"But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn't have to be a scary thing.  In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger."

Back home, he says he and the kids turned the whole thing into a game . . . quote, "We set up our own little post-op recovery that became pretty fun.  You make an adventure out of it."

In other Brad and Angelina news....

Tabloids say.....again....they'll be getting married soon.

So is she pregnant?!?!?  ....or just sick?

BEYONCÉ canceled a scheduled show in Belgium last night due to, quote, "dehydration and exhaustion."  Her publicist says her doctors advised her to rest.  The show will be rescheduled.

She's supposed to perform at the same arena TONIGHT . . . but there's no guarantee that's happening.  Her publicist says, quote, "She's awaiting word from her doctors before making a decision."

Of course, there's talk that this SUPPORTS recent speculation that Beyoncé is pregnant again.  There's no official word . . . but it seems like an interesting time for her doctors to order her to rest.

What the heck is wrong with this chick?!!?

Now we know why we hadn't seen her in a while.

ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both of her breasts removed to prevent cancer. She had them surgically reconstructed afterwards. 

In a piece in this morning's "New York Times", Angelina says her doctor told her she has the BRCA1 gene, which is one of the so-called "breast cancer genes". 

And because of that, she had an 87% risk of getting breast cancer, and a 50% chance of getting ovarian cancer.  So she made the choice to have both breasts removed.

She went through three months of medical procedures, which were completed on April 27th.

Read her New York Times article HERE.

Before Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew....there was Dr. Joyce Brothers

Celebrity psychologist DR. JOYCE BROTHERS died yesterday.  She was 85.  

She appeared in tons of movies and TV shows, both as herself and in character.  She was on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" almost 100 times.  She was also a prolific author and columnist.

Is Blue Ivy expecting a sibling?!

Multiple sources claim that BEYONCÉ is pregnant again!  

The reason - Bey was spotted last week wearing a dress with a high, belted waist that kind of hid her stomach.  

She recently did an interview where she talked about wanting more kids.  She said, quote, "I would like more children.  I think my daughter needs some company."

Xtina and CeeLo might be coming back to The Voice!

They both took Season Four off, and were replaced by SHAKIRA and USHER.

A source tells the "Hollywood Reporter" that Christina could make somewhere around $12 million to come back.

TheWrap.com reports that Christina has already signed her new contract.  Supposedly, it's worth $12.5 million, but she could make up to $17 million "with incentives."  It's unclear what that means.

The site also says Cee Lo is in, quote, "advanced negotiations" to return.  There's no word how much he might be making.

It's unclear if ADAM LEVINE and BLAKE SHELTON are planning on returning . . . or if they're going to sit this season out.  Of course, if they do step away, it's possible that Shakira and / or Usher could sub in again.

So Kanye West walks into a bar......

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!

http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/11/kanye-west-head-photo/?adid=hero3

Nope, I won't miss her.

BARBARA WALTERS is retiring next summer.  She's planning to announce it today on "The View", which is very odd, because she already announced it yesterday.

She said, quote, "I am very happy with my decision and look forward to a wonderful and special year ahead both on 'The View' and with ABC News.  I created 'The View' and am delighted it will last beyond my leaving it."

Barbara Walters is 83 years old.  She's been working in TV journalism for over 50 years.  She started as a writer and researcher for NBC's "Today" show in 1961.

Seriously Lindz...shut up and do your time!

TMZ says that Lindsay wants to leave the Betty Ford Center already, because doctors took away her Adderall.

Adderall is for attention deficit disorder, which Lindsay CLAIMS she has.  And she does have a prescription for it.  But it's also an addictive stimulant that is often misused.

Supposedly, doctors at Betty Ford assessed Lindsay's condition and decided she doesn't need it.  So Lindsay is freaking out and telling people she wants OUT.

Lindsay's best move would probably be to stay right where she is.  A source says that the judge will send her to jail if she pulls anymore rehab shenanigans.

Porn....has hit a new low.

I can't make the list, but A PRETEND GIRL DOES?!

"Maxim" released the complete Hot 100 yesterday, and LENNAY KEKUA is on it, at #69.

If that name doesn't ring a bell, she was MANTI TE'O'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND.  

"Maxim" says, quote, "After Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love.  Why not?  She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini."

MILEY CYRUS tops the list this year.  She's followed by SELENA GOMEZ and RIHANNA. 

It's about time Randy!  JUMP SHIIP!!!

RANDY JACKSON has announced that he's leaving "American Idol" after this season.  He was the last of the original "Idol" judges.

In a very Randy-like statement, he said, quote, "Yo!  Yo!  Yo!  To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on 'American Idol' I have decided it is time to leave after this season."

For now, there's no indication that there's any animosity . . . but there may have been some between Randy and MARIAH CAREY.  Word has it she just dropped Randy as her manager.  They'd been together since the early '90s.

Meanwhile, there are reports that "Idol" does not plan on inviting ANY of this season's judges back . . . but there's no official word on that.  Supposedly, the show wants to bring in some fresh blood.

I finally have a chance!

Would YOU like to be Lilo's roommate?!

LINDSAY LOHAN has completed a 48-hour detox program at Betty Ford, and she's now in an all-female dorm.  She doesn't have a roommate yet, but that could change.

A source says, quote, "She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her."  Lindsay is NOT allowed to leave the clinic at all, and she's only allowed to use her phone for a short period every day.

There's also talk that doctors are going to evaluate whether or not Lindsay actually needs Adderall.  She has a prescription for it because of her supposed ADD.  

You KNOW it's gonna be FAB if these 2 are in it!

TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER reportedly make an appearance in the "Anchorman" sequel.  A photo appeared online this week that supposedly shows them from behind.

There's no word on their part, most likely it's a cameo.

The Biebs on The Simpsons!

JUSTIN BIEBER will have a "brief cameo" on "The Simpsons" this coming Sunday.  He's voicing an animated version of himself.  The episode is titled "The Fabulous Faker Boy".

A producer says, quote, "[Justin] tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in, and they won't admit him . . . draw your own conclusions."

Are you ready for some football?!?

Wait....DID they get married?!?!

Where in the world is Lilo?! 

LINDSAY LOHAN was supposed to check into rehab yesterday but we're still not clear on where she is.

She was originally going to do her 90-day deal at a facility in New York.  But at the last minute she opted for Morningside Recovery Center in Newport Beach, California.

Soooooooooo, she hopped on a plane to California.

Lindsay arrived in California yesterday morning, and her attorney went to court and said she was, quote, "ensconced in the bosom" of Morningside.  

BUT SHE WASN'T!!!  She was spotted at a Fry's Electronics store in Fountain Valley.

She DID show up at Morningside later, but she didn't stay.  She walked in and walked right back out.  A source says, quote, "She told people there that she didn't need rehab.  And then she left.  Everyone was stunned."

Then a source claimed that Lindsay was on her way to LAX to catch a flight back to New York.  

According to TMZ, Lindsay was given until DAWN THIS MORNING to check into Morningside.  That means roughly 6:00 A.M. Pacific Time.

Richie Sambora must be pretty messed up