Jay Leno's retirement has been a hot topic for a long time.

And there's been some talk that Jimmy Fallon will take his place.  

Well, that leaves a show open and the "New York Post" reports that HOWARD STERN is the first pick to host.

They're thinking that bringing Stern to "America's Got Talent" last year, showed that he CAN be tamed for TV, and he can appeal to a younger audience.

She weighs HOW MUCH?!

A source says she's up to 185, eating and crying uncontrollably, her quote, "derriere has morphed into a sagging, dimply blob", and she doesn't want KANYE to see her naked anymore.

But she's got a solution.  After the baby is born she plans on spending millions under the knife to get her figure back.

OH, can we hope for a reality show about Kim's plastic surgery?  I'm sure Mother Kris Jenner is already looking for a deal!