Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Amanda.....

AMANDA BYNES was arrested last night after she threw a bong out the window of her 36th-floor New York City apartment. 

It all started when the doorman spotted Amanda taking hits off the bong in the lobby of the building and called police.  By the time the cops got there, she was already in her apartment.

They knocked on the door, and when Amanda opened it, they saw the bong.  So she grabbed it and tossed it out the window.  Not surprisingly, police noticed a heavy smell of marijuana inside the apartment.

Amanda was arrested for possession of marijuana, tampering with evidence and reckless endangerment.  Those last two charges were for tossing the bong.

Amanda was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION, then to a police station for booking.  She was expected to be held overnight, then appear in court this morning.

TMZ says that before her arrest, Amanda was acting erratically, by doing things like talking to herself.  And she didn't surrender peacefully, she went kicking and screaming and yelling stuff like, quote, "Don't you know who I am?"

Don't worry...Lindsay is still crazy too.

Who?  Ohhhh Charlie!!

CHARLIE SHEEN is embracing his Latin roots for "Machete Kills".  As you may have heard, Charlie plays the president of the United States in the movie.

And in the credits, he's not going by "Charlie Sheen".  He's using his GIVEN name, CARLOS ESTEVEZ

Charlie's full name is Carlos Irwin Estevez.  His dad, MARTIN SHEEN, was born Ramon Antonio Gerardo Estevez.

Charlie's brother EMILIO DIOGENES ESTEVEZ is the only one of the three of them PROUD enough of his culture and heritage not to whitewash his name.

I LOVE me some Lifetime TV movies!!

Americans everywhere STILL have an UNQUENCHABLE THIRST for anything related to ANNA NICOLE SMITH . . . or at least Lifetime seems to think so.  They have a new TV movie called "Anna Nicole" premiering on June 29th.

It features some recognize names, including Martin Landau, Virginia Madsen, Cary Elwes and Adam Goldberg.  An actress named Agnes Bruckner is playing Anna Nicole.

Here is a reunion tour I'll go see! HOOOOTIE!!

Darius Rucker tells The Hollywood Reporter that the band is considering something special to mark the 20th anniversary of their major label debut.

"We might do a month tour next year to commemorate Cracked Rear View," says Rucker, "but that one total year where we decide to do a record and a farewell tour is a couple years away."

Wanna go on vacation with Leonardo Dicaprio?  TO SPACE?!

Kelly Pickler WINS DWTS!

Zendaya came in 2nd....Jacoby came in 3rd!

George Michael fell OUT of car...on the highway?!?!!?

GEORGE MICHAEL was the hospital earlier this week after witnesses say he was trying to open and shut his passenger side door, and he fell out of a Range Rover that was doing 70 miles per hour on the highway!!

One witness says, quote, "He had a nasty cut on his forehead and the back of his head.  There was blood all down his face and on his teeth.  He was breathing and conscious but in shock."

She adds, quote, "George was wearing a black and gold Adidas tracksuit that was ripped all down the arm and shoulder.  He had no [shoes] on.  I grabbed one from the second lane because cars were swerving to avoid it . . . I think he was lucky he didn't die."

Meanwhile, George's rep says he's still in the hospital, but only as a precaution.  And he's, quote, "making good progress, he's fine and he's really looking forward to getting home."

EW EW EW EW Jesse James!

He cut the tip of his finger OFF yesterday while working on something!  He posted a picture of it....but I'm not going to.  Google if you must.  It's GROSS!!!

Don't be mean to your kids or Melissa McCarthy will FIRE YOU!!

MELISSA MCCARTHY fired an extra from a movie because the woman was mistreating her own daughter!  Way to go Melissa!

Melissa and her husband BEN FALCONE are directing a movie called "Tammy".  Melissa is starring in it.  They were shooting at a lake the other day with a bunch of extras including this unidentified woman and her 4- or 5-year-old daughter.

Sources say the woman was yelling loudly at her daughter all day to settle down and be quiet, and then she grabbed her by the wrist and jerked her pretty hard.

That was all Melissa needed to see.  She had the woman FIRED, saying she wouldn't tolerate abuse on her set.

How do people get SO behind?!?!

Quickies>>>>>

CANDICE GLOVER is your new "American Idol".  

 LINDSAY LOHAN is gaining weight in rehab because they took her Adderall away. 

ABC canceled "Happy Endings" this week . . . but now the USA Network is reportedly in negotiations to pick it up. 

But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????

DAVID BECKHAM announced yesterday that he's retiring from soccer at the end of the current season.  There are only two games left to go.  Beckham is 38 years old.  He made his professional debut with Manchester United in 1992, when he was 17.

He thanked his current team, Paris St. Germain in France, for giving him the opportunity to continue competing, but he added, quote, "I feel now is the right time to finish my career, playing at the highest level."

Now they're "swatting" cars!??!!?

The other day, cops swarmed DIDDY'S $500,000 Maybach and ordered the driver to get out of the car and get down on his knees.

They'd gotten a call that someone in the car was armed, but it turned out to be a false alarm.  Diddy wasn't even in the car at the time . . . he'd just been dropped off somewhere. 

Taj Jackson sticks up for his uncle Michael

MICHAEL JACKSON'S nephew TAJ says he was molested by a family member on his mother's side when he was a boy.  And Michael was the one who consoled him after it happened.

And to him, that's enough proof that choreographer WADE ROBSON is lying about being abused by Michael.

Taj - who's the son of Michael's brother TITO - says, quote, Michael was, quote, "a support system for me and my mom."

He even gave Taj's mother an article about child abuse, along with a letter in which he asked her to read it to Taj and his siblings.

Only ONE judge wants to return!!?

At least one person wants to return to "American Idol" next season . . . and thankfully it's the sanest judge on the panel.  Of course, that's KEITH URBAN.

When Keith was asked if he was interested in sticking around, he said, quote, "I would.  I mean, I literally enjoy coming to work every day, and that's a rarity."

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy.....read this THEN decide.....

ROD STEWART took a lot of steroids for his voice back in the '80s, but he gave them up for a variety of reasons - including the fact that they SHRUNK HIS JUNK!

He says, quote, "In those days we didn't have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out.

"The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane,  including your [package] . . . and it's what you do when you're in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you can't sing."

He adds, quote, "It's one of the most horrible drugs in the world.  One night, on stage in Sheffield, I thought I was in the kitchen with my mum because the steroids had eaten a hole in my stomach.

"I was bleeding internally and hallucinating.  What the audience must have thought?"

Rod says he still uses them about once a year to get through a tough performance, but he adds, quote, "You pay for it.  You can't sing for a week."

You can be my hero baaaaaaaaaaby!

BRAD PITT spoke out yesterday about ANGELINA JOLIE'S choice to undergo a double mastectomy.  He said, quote, "Having witnessed this decision firsthand, I find Angie's choice, as well as so many others like her, absolutely heroic.

"I thank our medical team for their care and focus.  All I want . . . is for her to have a long and healthy life, with myself and our children.  This is a happy day for our family."

In a separate interview he said, quote, "I'm quite emotional about it, of course.  She could have stayed absolutely private about it and I don't think anyone would have been none the wiser with such good results.

"But it was really important to her to share the story and that others would understand it doesn't have to be a scary thing.  In fact, it can be an empowering thing, and something that makes you stronger and us stronger."

Back home, he says he and the kids turned the whole thing into a game . . . quote, "We set up our own little post-op recovery that became pretty fun.  You make an adventure out of it."

In other Brad and Angelina news....

Tabloids say.....again....they'll be getting married soon.

So is she pregnant?!?!?  ....or just sick?

BEYONCÉ canceled a scheduled show in Belgium last night due to, quote, "dehydration and exhaustion."  Her publicist says her doctors advised her to rest.  The show will be rescheduled.

She's supposed to perform at the same arena TONIGHT . . . but there's no guarantee that's happening.  Her publicist says, quote, "She's awaiting word from her doctors before making a decision."

Of course, there's talk that this SUPPORTS recent speculation that Beyoncé is pregnant again.  There's no official word . . . but it seems like an interesting time for her doctors to order her to rest.

What the heck is wrong with this chick?!!?

Now we know why we hadn't seen her in a while.

ANGELINA JOLIE has revealed that she had both of her breasts removed to prevent cancer. She had them surgically reconstructed afterwards. 

In a piece in this morning's "New York Times", Angelina says her doctor told her she has the BRCA1 gene, which is one of the so-called "breast cancer genes". 

And because of that, she had an 87% risk of getting breast cancer, and a 50% chance of getting ovarian cancer.  So she made the choice to have both breasts removed.

She went through three months of medical procedures, which were completed on April 27th.

Read her New York Times article HERE.

Before Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew....there was Dr. Joyce Brothers

Celebrity psychologist DR. JOYCE BROTHERS died yesterday.  She was 85.  

She appeared in tons of movies and TV shows, both as herself and in character.  She was on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson" almost 100 times.  She was also a prolific author and columnist.

Is Blue Ivy expecting a sibling?!

Multiple sources claim that BEYONCÉ is pregnant again!  

The reason - Bey was spotted last week wearing a dress with a high, belted waist that kind of hid her stomach.  

She recently did an interview where she talked about wanting more kids.  She said, quote, "I would like more children.  I think my daughter needs some company."

Xtina and CeeLo might be coming back to The Voice!

They both took Season Four off, and were replaced by SHAKIRA and USHER.

A source tells the "Hollywood Reporter" that Christina could make somewhere around $12 million to come back.

TheWrap.com reports that Christina has already signed her new contract.  Supposedly, it's worth $12.5 million, but she could make up to $17 million "with incentives."  It's unclear what that means.

The site also says Cee Lo is in, quote, "advanced negotiations" to return.  There's no word how much he might be making.

It's unclear if ADAM LEVINE and BLAKE SHELTON are planning on returning . . . or if they're going to sit this season out.  Of course, if they do step away, it's possible that Shakira and / or Usher could sub in again.

So Kanye West walks into a bar......

BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!

http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/11/kanye-west-head-photo/?adid=hero3

Nope, I won't miss her.

BARBARA WALTERS is retiring next summer.  She's planning to announce it today on "The View", which is very odd, because she already announced it yesterday.

She said, quote, "I am very happy with my decision and look forward to a wonderful and special year ahead both on 'The View' and with ABC News.  I created 'The View' and am delighted it will last beyond my leaving it."

Barbara Walters is 83 years old.  She's been working in TV journalism for over 50 years.  She started as a writer and researcher for NBC's "Today" show in 1961.

Seriously Lindz...shut up and do your time!

TMZ says that Lindsay wants to leave the Betty Ford Center already, because doctors took away her Adderall.

Adderall is for attention deficit disorder, which Lindsay CLAIMS she has.  And she does have a prescription for it.  But it's also an addictive stimulant that is often misused.

Supposedly, doctors at Betty Ford assessed Lindsay's condition and decided she doesn't need it.  So Lindsay is freaking out and telling people she wants OUT.

Lindsay's best move would probably be to stay right where she is.  A source says that the judge will send her to jail if she pulls anymore rehab shenanigans.

Porn....has hit a new low.

I can't make the list, but A PRETEND GIRL DOES?!

"Maxim" released the complete Hot 100 yesterday, and LENNAY KEKUA is on it, at #69.

If that name doesn't ring a bell, she was MANTI TE'O'S FAKE GIRLFRIEND.  

"Maxim" says, quote, "After Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend hoax of 2012, we think it might be nice to have an invisible girl of our own to love.  Why not?  She's got a ton of great qualities, including looking awesome in a bikini."

MILEY CYRUS tops the list this year.  She's followed by SELENA GOMEZ and RIHANNA. 

It's about time Randy!  JUMP SHIIP!!!

RANDY JACKSON has announced that he's leaving "American Idol" after this season.  He was the last of the original "Idol" judges.

In a very Randy-like statement, he said, quote, "Yo!  Yo!  Yo!  To put all of the speculation to the rest, after 12 years of judging on 'American Idol' I have decided it is time to leave after this season."

For now, there's no indication that there's any animosity . . . but there may have been some between Randy and MARIAH CAREY.  Word has it she just dropped Randy as her manager.  They'd been together since the early '90s.

Meanwhile, there are reports that "Idol" does not plan on inviting ANY of this season's judges back . . . but there's no official word on that.  Supposedly, the show wants to bring in some fresh blood.

I finally have a chance!

Would YOU like to be Lilo's roommate?!

LINDSAY LOHAN has completed a 48-hour detox program at Betty Ford, and she's now in an all-female dorm.  She doesn't have a roommate yet, but that could change.

A source says, quote, "She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her."  Lindsay is NOT allowed to leave the clinic at all, and she's only allowed to use her phone for a short period every day.

There's also talk that doctors are going to evaluate whether or not Lindsay actually needs Adderall.  She has a prescription for it because of her supposed ADD.  

You KNOW it's gonna be FAB if these 2 are in it!

TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER reportedly make an appearance in the "Anchorman" sequel.  A photo appeared online this week that supposedly shows them from behind.

There's no word on their part, most likely it's a cameo.

The Biebs on The Simpsons!

JUSTIN BIEBER will have a "brief cameo" on "The Simpsons" this coming Sunday.  He's voicing an animated version of himself.  The episode is titled "The Fabulous Faker Boy".

A producer says, quote, "[Justin] tries to get into a talent show that Bart is playing piano in, and they won't admit him . . . draw your own conclusions."

Are you ready for some football?!?

Wait....DID they get married?!?!

Where in the world is Lilo?! 

LINDSAY LOHAN was supposed to check into rehab yesterday but we're still not clear on where she is.

She was originally going to do her 90-day deal at a facility in New York.  But at the last minute she opted for Morningside Recovery Center in Newport Beach, California.

Soooooooooo, she hopped on a plane to California.

Lindsay arrived in California yesterday morning, and her attorney went to court and said she was, quote, "ensconced in the bosom" of Morningside.  

BUT SHE WASN'T!!!  She was spotted at a Fry's Electronics store in Fountain Valley.

She DID show up at Morningside later, but she didn't stay.  She walked in and walked right back out.  A source says, quote, "She told people there that she didn't need rehab.  And then she left.  Everyone was stunned."

Then a source claimed that Lindsay was on her way to LAX to catch a flight back to New York.  

According to TMZ, Lindsay was given until DAWN THIS MORNING to check into Morningside.  That means roughly 6:00 A.M. Pacific Time.

Richie Sambora must be pretty messed up

3 things you didn't know about Pink!

1 - She used to date Joey Fatone!  She opened up for them in the early '00's and says: "He was in love with me.  He took me to Friendly's on a date and he bought me an ice cream.  Such a sweetheart.  He asked my dad's permission!"

2 - She failing Motherhood...but in just one way!  She says, quote, "Willow said, '[Effin'] hi,' the other day.  I'm like, '[Eff]!'"  We're gonna get a [swear] jar.  Have to."

3 - She says she's a "reformed slut". But she's NOT using "slut" as a derogatory term.  She says, quote, "It's my very unsophisticated way of taking the power back.

"I've always had an issue with [the notion that], 'OK, we've both decided to do this.  Why am I a slut and you're the player?  You didn't get anything from me that I didn't get from you.'"

John Stamos....WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!

JOHN STAMOS is going to host a web show in which he reunites celebrities with the people who took their virginity.

WHAAAAAT??

He says, quote, "For every actor, celebrity, musician and politician out there that we see, there's somebody at home going, 'I was their first.'  I want to hear their stories, too."

Stamos has one friend who WANTS to be on the show.  He won't identify him, but he says, quote, "One very big star said, 'I gotta be on your show.'

"He said, 'My first time was in a cornfield and there was poison oak in the field.  So every time I have sex now, I itch.'  That's the kind of story I want on the show."

Where ya goin' Lilo?  Rehab?  Nope, a bar.

LINDSAY LOHAN hit a bar Monday, but she supposedly drank SODA all night.  Meanwhile, Lindsay is due to check into her court-ordered rehab TOMORROW!

E! Online says Lindsay has NOT chosen a rehab facility yet and if she doesn't check into one tomorrow, she'll be in violation of her probation and could end up in jail!!

There's also been some talk that after Lindsay gets out of rehab, she's going to start blogging about her time on the inside.

Dallas goes on WITHOUT JR!?!?

I would do anything for love....but I WON'T do that!!!!!

Apparently, there have been rumors that MEAT LOAF once injected himself WITH HIS OWN URING after struggling with vocal problems.  Well, he's clearing that up now.

Meat says, quote, "An allergy specialist mixed my urine with some other stuff first.  So there was some urine in the solution to help fight allergies.  You don't just pee in a bottle and stick a needle in and inject it."

He claims other celebrities have done it, too.  "I won't give you their names, but they were people you would've heard of . . . and they were all peeing in glasses and bringing them back and having others drink it.  It was an allergy thing.  I wasn't involved, but I was there." 

So DID J Lo want to come back to American Idol?

Last week, Fox denied a rumor that they were thinking about bringing back JENNIFER LOPEZ to replace MARIAH CAREY on "American Idol" mid-season.

Well now, there's word that it was actually J-Lo who approached Fox about getting her old job back.  A "source" tells RadarOnline.com that J-Lo had her manager reach out to "Idol" to let them know she was interested.

Supposedly, she's no longer interested in touring and liked the stability that "Idol" provided, so that she could remain home with her five-year-old twins.  The source added that J-Lo never suggested that she REPLACE Mariah.

Mark your calendars for May 8th!

Chris Brown's Dad is trying to play matchmaker?!

He says, quote, "I personally really didn't want him and Rihanna back together."

So who would he like to see Chris with?  JORDIN SPARKS.  They did that song "No Air" together years ago, and Chris' dad says, quote, "She's a wholesome young lady, very pretty."

I thought he was a lover, not a fighter

ASHTON KUTCHER got into a fight with a security guard at the Stagecoach country music festival in Indio, California over the weekend.

TMZ says that Ashton was in the VIP area when a woman approached to say hi and shake his hand, and Ashton was cool with that.

But for some reason, the security guard shoved both Ashton and the woman which resulted in Ashton and the guy getting into a "violent" shoving match.

Ashton's friends had to pull him away, and then they left.  Witnesses say this was NOT Ashton's fault, and the security guard was way out of line. 

Speaking of Ashton....

CBS has renewed "Two and a Half Men" for an 11th season.  ASHTON KUTCHER and JON CRYER have signed one-year deals to return, but ANGUS T. JONES' status is still up in the air.

Last fall, Angus posted an interview with a religious website called "Forerunner Chronicles".  He expressed moral objections to the show, called it "filth", and suggested that people stop watching it.

The show has invited him back, to serve as a part-time character.

Ashton and Jon's new contracts are reportedly on par with what they were for this season.  There aren't any specific numbers, but that suggests Ashton will make about $700,000 per episode, with Jon making a little less.

This means they will remain the highest-paid actors on TV.

Top 10 Movies from the weekend!  Did you contribute to any?

1.  (NEW)  "Pain and Gain", $20 million. 

2.  "Oblivion", $17.4 million.  Up to $64.7 million in its 2nd week.

3.  "42", $10.7 million.  Up to $69.1 million in its 3rd week.

4.  (NEW)  "The Big Wedding", $7.5 million.

5.  "The Croods", $6.6 million.  Up to $163 million in its 6th week.

6.  "G.I. Joe: Retaliation", $3.6 million.  Up to $116 million in its 5th week.

7.  "Scary Movie 5", $3.5 million.  Up to $27.5 million in its 3rd week.

8.  "Olympus Has Fallen", $2.8 million.  Up to $93.1 million in its 6th week.

9.  "The Place Beyond the Pines", $2.7 million.  Up to $16.2 million in its 5th week.

10.  "Jurassic Park 3D", $2.3 million.  Up to $42 million in its 4th week.

Oh darn......

Kim Kardashian told "In Touch" magazine she won't be a celeb posing nude while pregnant!

A source says, quote, "It opens her up to too much scrutiny.  She's been freaking out about her body.  During a recent fashion shoot she burst into tears, saying she looked gross."

Michael Jackson is still moon walking?

Nope...he's tap dancing!

La Toya Jackson says Michael still tap-dances in his old room, just like he used to do every Sunday for two hours when he was alive.  She was alerted to this phenomenon by one of her security guards . . . and her dog.

She says, quote, "We go up there and no one's up there . . . just tap dancing.  And the dog barks at his room, the window, every single night at the same time.

"The dog doesn't even know that that's Michael's room, and the security didn't know.  It's weird!"

What do you do when your girlfriend eats your pet?

During an interview yesterday, MIKE TYSON revealed that a girlfriend once ate one of his pigeons.  Mike has been raising pigeons for years now.

And he said, quote, "I was dating this young lady and she said, 'I don't know why you're flying those damn birds, you should be eating them.' . . . She cooked one and proceeded to eat it.  And I just couldn't do it.

"It just wasn't the right thing to do.  That's why she's not my woman anymore." 

DIBS ON JASE!!!!

"Duck Dynasty"'s third season finale attracted 9.6 million viewers, which was enough to make it the show's most-watched episode.

Wednesday's "American Idol" averaged ONLY three million more viewers.  Although admittedly, "Idol" isn't what it once was.

Not surprisingly, "Duck Dynasty" has been cleared for a fourth season, which SHOULD start filming soon.  If that gets sorted out soon, Season Four will premiere sometime later this year.

Please don't call me Hootie.

DARIUS RUCKER will be giving the commencement address at the University of South Carolina in Columbia on May 11th.  

The school will also be giving Darius an honorary doctorate in music.

Do you think you could do it?

Next Monday through Friday, BEN AFFLECK will live on just $1.50 in food and drink.  It's all part of the "Live Below the Line" challenge, which is an effort to raise awareness of global poverty.

Other celebrities are doing it too, including SOPHIA BUSH, DEBI MAZAR and JOSH GROBAN.  Josh did it last year, and was so inspired he wrote a song called "Below the Line". 

https://www.livebelowtheline.com/us

Bye Bye Monkey

JUSTIN BIEBER has tired of his monkey.  As you probably recall, Mally the capuchin monkey was seized by customs officials at the Munich airport last month, after Justin tried to bring it in to Germany without the proper paperwork.

Mally has been in quarantine ever since . . . because Justin apparently doesn't want him back.  His people have been in contact with German authorities about getting Mally into a zoo or another, more suitable environment.

Speaking of Justin.....

SELENA GOMEZ, as seen on a video that allegedly shows she and Justin leaving a hotel in Stockholm, Sweden together earlier this week.

Selena is the musical guest on David Letterman tonight...last time she was there they joked about Selena making Justin cry.  

Does she do ANYTHING besides embarrass herself?

TARA REID reportedly got kicked out of the All Saints store in L.A. last week for throwing a tantrum after they refused to give her a discount.  A source says, quote, "She was screaming.  She had to be escorted out by security.  She seemed drunk."

Tara's rep says there was just a misunderstanding about the discount, because Tara always gets one at All Saints in the U.K. and Paris.  Also, she left the store on her own, she wasn't kicked out.  And she wasn't drunk.

The rep says, quote, "People love to say Tara's hammered and this and that.  Whoever is saying that is not on Team Tara."

Hmmmm, is Reese a little embarrassed too?

In light of her arrest last week, REESE WITHERSPOON has canceled her upcoming talk show appearances.

She was supposed to do "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" tonight.  Also, she was scheduled to tape an interview yesterday with "Good Morning America" that was going to air tomorrow.  Those are no longer happening.

She also pulled out of yesterday's press junket for her new movie, "Mud".

Billboard Music Award nominees have been announced!

The nominees for this year's Billboard Music Awards have been announced . . . and TAYLOR SWIFT,MAROON 5 and FUN are tied with the most nominations, with 11 apiece.  RIHANNA is next with 10.

ABC will air the ceremony live on May 19th.  TRACY MORGAN is hosting . . . and the performers will include: Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars, Miguel and Prince.  Prince will also be honored with the "Billboard Icon Award."

Are Justin and Selena back on?!

JB tweeted the CUTEST pic of them together, but took it down almost immediately.  

Another reason to love Bradley Cooper!

BRADLEY COOPER lives with his mom!

Technically, Bradley's mom lives with HIM.  She moved in with him after his father died two years ago. 

In the new issue of "Details" magazine he says, quote, "My family is very close, and my dad dying was brutal for all of us.  It was a schism, and its aftershock has not stopped.  And we need each other.  So here we are."

He adds, quote, "It's not without complications.  It's not like I live in a compound and she's in the guesthouse.  No.  She's in the next room. 

"But here's the thing:  She's a cool chick.  We can hang, and she can roll with the punches.  If that wasn't the case, there's no way."

She hid under a table?  No wonder Justin dumped her!

SELENA GOMEZ got to meet BRAD PITT at the "MTV Movie Awards" on Sunday night and it left her a little shell-shocked.

On "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" yesterday, she said that HE wanted to meet HER and get a photo with her, because his kids are big fans.  So he came to her dressing room.

She told Ellen, quote, "I was trying to play cool and be really nice.  And as soon as he walked out, I ran and I hid under the craft-service table for like two minutes because I couldn't believe it was happening."  

Finally....

D.L. HUGHLEY got booted from "Dancing With the Stars" last night.  

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure she did...

LINDSAY LOHAN says she stayed sober at Coachella.

Whoops....

MICHAEL JACKSON'S oldest son PRINCE was pulled over for having illegal strobe lights on his car. 

Their friendship cracks me up!

MATT DAMON and his wife Luciana renewed their wedding vows this past Saturday on the Caribbean Island of St. Lucia. 

And the ceremony was officiated by JIMMY KIMMEL!

Celebrity guests included BEN AFFLECK and JENNIFER GARNER, of course.  Plus Chris Hemsworth and his wife Elsa Pataky, John Krasinski and his wife Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci and his wife, and Chelsea Clinton with her husband.

Matt and Luciana spent somewhere in the mid-six figures to rent out an entire resort on the island.  They originally got hitched in a small ceremony at City Hall in 2005, and have three daughters together.  Luciana also has a daughter from a previous relationship.

Tracy, Tracy, Tracy.....

TRACY MORGAN did a couple stand-up shows at a comedy festival in Melbourne, Australia on Saturday and most attending didn't like it.

Both shows were sold out, but obviously, a lot of people didn't know what they were getting themselves into.  Because at least 50 people walked out, and even more demanded REFUNDS.

We don't know exactly what Tracy said that upset so many people, but witnesses say his material was vulgar, sexist and not particularly funny.  One witness says, quote, "It was all sexually related. It was like a horrible experience.

A journalist who reviewed one of Tracy's shows called it, quote, "truly awful" and said it was full of "old lazy jokes."

And an Australian women's rights group plans to protest his remaining shows in the country.

Ozzy was using drugs again?!!?

There have been rumors lately that OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE are separated.  Well, that's apparently true . . . because yesterday, Ozzy revealed that he FELL OFF THE WAGON.

In a post on his Facebook page he said, quote, "For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs.  I was in a very dark place and was an A–hole to the people I love most, my family.

"However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober.  Just to set the record straight, Sharon and I are not divorcing.  I'm just trying to be a better person.

"I would like to apologize to Sharon, my family, my friends and my band mates for my insane behavior during this period . . . and my fans."

Wait...did anyone even SEE the 2nd one??

You're A Boob Man, Charlie Brown

Back in January, we heard that PETER ROBBINS - the original voice of Charlie Brown - was arrested for stalking and making threats.  At the time, we didn't know the details, but now we do.

At some point, Peter paid for BREAST IMPLANTS for his girlfriend, one Shawna Kern.  But then they broke up, and he wanted his money back.  So he stalked and threatened both Shawna and her doctor.

He pleaded guilty to the charges this week, and is facing up to three years in prison.

Robbins is 56 years old now.  He was 9 when he became the first person to voice Charlie Brown, in the 1965 special "A Boy Named Charlie Brown".

Lady Gaga won't be back anytime soon....

LADY GAGA has been on the shelf since undergoing hip surgery in February, and "sources" tell "Life & Style" magazine that she won't be back in action until September, at the earliest.

Supposedly, she just started walking again . . . but is still "relaxing and rehabbing."  Since she can't perform, she's been focusing on writing some new songs, which she finds, quote, "therapeutic."  Lady Gaga hasn't commented on her recovery.

Reeeeg and Kelly aren't friends in real life?!?!?

Kelly Ripa said she doesn't keep in touch with her former co-host and hasn't seen Regis since he left the show in November 2011!!

Kelly -- who was honored by The Hollywood Reporter Wednesday along with her current co-host Michael Strahan for making its annual 35 Most Powerful People in Media list -- told the publication that she doesn't really stay in touch with 81-year-old Regis. "I haven't seen him, no," she said.

When asked whether Regis has any similarities to current sidekick Strahan, Kelly said, "Well they're both incredible storytellers." She also joked that Regis could even keep up with Strahan -- a former NFL star -- on the football field. "They are both fiercely competitive, and they're both incredible football players."

Showbiz veteran Regis recently announced that he's returning to TV to host a show for FOX Sports 1 called Rush Hour -- during which he'll discuss sports topics with a panel of sports professionals, celebrity guests and fans. 

Yep, I'll go see this!

The phony children's book "Go The [Eff] to Sleep" is being made into a MOVIE.  

The script hasn't even been written yet, so details are scarce at this point.

Who raps a response to critics???  ...Jay Z does

JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ took a trip to Cuba to celebrate their fifth anniversary.  Some people found that "controversial" because technically, you're not allowed to go to Cuba simply for a fun vacation.

The thinking is that Jay-Z got special permission because he and BEYONCÉ are so tight with the Obamas.

Well, Jay-Z has responded . . . in a rap, naturally.  It's a new track called "Open Letter", and he raps, quote, "Boy from the hood, but got White House clearance.  Sorry y'all, I don't agree with y'all appearance . . .

"Politicians never did [crap] for me, except lie to me, distort history . . . Obama said 'Chill, you gonna get me impeached.'  We don't need this [crap] anyway, chill with me on the beach."

The track also includes the lines:  Quote, "I done turned Havana to Atlanta . . . I'm in Cuba, I love Cubans.  This Communist talk is so confusing."

TV Reminders For This Weekend!

Tonight:

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  • "Fashion Police" . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on E!  "Suburgatory's" Ana Gasteyer makes an appearance.

   

  Saturday:  

   

  • "The Masters" [Third Round] . . . 3:00 to 7:00 P.M. Eastern on CBS

   

  • "NASCAR: Sprint Cup in Fort Worth" . . . 7:00 to 11:00 P.M. Eastern on Fox.

• • "MTV World Stage: Big Day Out Highlights" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern on Palladia.  Red Hot Chili Peppers, Vampire Weekend, The Killers, and Band of Horses perform from in Sydney, Australia.

   

  • "Behind the Music Remastered" . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on VH1 Classic.  Thin Lizzy is profiled.

   

  • "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" [3rd Season Finale] . . . 9:00 to 10:00 P.M. on WE.

   

  • "Louis C.K.: Oh My God" [Special Presentation] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on HBO. Comedian Louis C.K.performs stand-up at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix.

   

  • "Life with La Toya" [Series Premiere] . . . 10:30 to 11:00 P.M. on OWN.  LaToya Jackson scores her own reality show.

   

  • "Saturday Night Live" . . . 11:30 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. on NBC.  Vince Vaughn guest hosts and Miguel is the musical guest.

   

  Sunday:

   

  • "The Masters" [Final Round] . . . 2:00 to 7:00 P.M. Eastern on CBS.

   

  • "The '80s: The Decade That Made Us" [Mini-Series Premiere] . . . 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. on NGC.  Rob Lowe narrates this six-part examination of the 1980s.  The first two parts air Sunday, then two more air on Monday, and it wraps up on Tuesday.  

   

  • "2013 MTV Movie Awards" . . . 9:00 to 11:00 P.M. on MTV.  "Saturday Night Live's" Rebel Wilson hosts with performances by Selena Gomez, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.  (Here are this year's nominees.

   

  • "Veep" [2nd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 10:30 P.M. on HBO.

   

  • "The Borgias" [3rd Season Premiere] . . . 10:00 to 11:00 P.M. on Showtime.

Her time has finally come!

LINDSAY LOHAN was on "The Late Show with David Letterman" last night and she told Dave that she's finally going to rehab on May 2nd.

BUT...before that - she'll be going to Coachella music festival this weekend and next.

Dave asked her, "Aren't you supposed to be in rehab now?"

And Lindsay replied, quote, "Don't you watch anything that goes on?  What are you a tabloid now?"

He also asked her how long she'll be in rehab, and she said "Three months."  He asked her how many times she's already been in rehab, and she said "Several."

Lindsay handled it well, but it sounds like Dave caught her off guard because she said, quote, "We didn't discuss this in the pre-interview."

She also called her upcoming rehab stint, quote, "a blessing, not a curse."

Dave tried to get Lindsay to admit she's an addict, and to reveal what she's addicted to . . . but she wouldn't bite.  She told him, quote, "We've discussed this in the past."

And he replied, "Did we really? . . . Now I'm the one who's having the blackouts." 

Nope, Tom never saw it coming!

Tom Cruise admits that in a new interview with a German TV station.  He says, quote, "I didn't expect that."

Of course he's talking about the middle of the night escape of ex-wife Katie Holmes.

Tom turned 50 right around the time of the breakup and he says, quote, "Life is a challenge.  To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you . . . that's what life is.

"Life is tragicomic.  You need a certain sense of humor."

Moooooore Bon Jovi news

Jon Bon Jovi is making it clear that HE had nothing to do with Richie Sambora leaving the band in a huff.

He says, quote, "I think Richie's doing all right, [but] I haven't spoken to him.  We were surprised.  It was 3:30 on show day . . . and we got a phone call that he wouldn't be there.  It's a personal matter."

He didn't elaborate on that but did add, quote, "Don't believe what you read on TMZ because it's the furthest thing from the truth." 

M. I. C....See you real soon Annette!

ANNETTE FUNICELLO, one of the original Mouseketeers on the "Mickey Mouse Club" in the 1950s, died yesterday after a long battle with multiple sclerosis.  She was 70 years old.

She had been in a coma, and her family made the decision to take her off life support yesterday.

Annette is survived by her second husband Glen Holt, and three adult children from her first marriage.

Frankie Avalon issued a statement saying, quote, "She was a very courageous gal that fought and fought and fought . . . I'm devastated.  I loved this gal."

$20 for a concert ticket!?!?

Kid Rock has worked out a deal with Live Nation to make ALL the tickets for his summer tour available for just $20.  Plus, his people are working to lower prices on things like beer, parking and merchandise for every show.

Kid says, quote, "We're all fortunate to make as much money as we do, and I can surely take a pay cut and help out in these hard times . . . we're going to make less money, but I've got enough money to where it's not going to kill my lifestyle.

"And who doesn't want to play to a packed house every night?"

To be clear, he isn't cutting corners by taking anything away from the show or shortchanging his crew.  He says, quote, "I'm the one saying, 'If this doesn't work out, I'll take the pay cut.'  It's a way of saying 'thank you' to the fans."

He also says they're not selling tickets for the front two rows, so they can offer free upgrades to random fans on the day of the show.

Once you're there, 12-ounce beers will run you $4 at every venue, which Kid Rock says is "fair," and he's slashed his t-shirt prices from $35 or $40 to $20 and $25.

The tour runs from June 28th in Virginia through September 15th in Tampa.  The opening bands will beUNCLE KRACKER, and either KOOL AND THE GANG or ZZ TOP. 

Yep, Richie Sambora is on the sauce again.

Last week, BON JOVI guitarist RICHIE SAMBORA left the band's tour to deal with mysterious "personal issues."

Why?  Well the "New York Post" claims he IS drinking like crazy again.

An "insider" says, quote, "JON [BON JOVI] has been trying to get rid of him.  He drinks constantly and has a stream of Hollywood bimbos around all the time, he really is a hard partier, and so are the women he hangs out with."

The "Post" says Jon's wife Dorothea "urged" Jon to give Richie the boot in order to keep the show free of drugs and alcohol.  

Will YOU watch Vinny's talk show?

MTV will air a "sneak peek" of VINNY GUADAGNINO'S new talk show this Sunday after the "MTV Movie Awards".

The show is called "The Show With Vinny", and instead of interviewing various celebrities in a studio, Vinny will have them over to his family's home in Staten Island, where his mother Paula will cook for them.

"The Show With Vinny" premieres on May 2nd.

What Would Jesus Do?

He'd buy this.

The History Channels "The Bible" sold 525,000 copies on DVD and Blu-ray during its first week of release, and that's already enough to make it the best-selling miniseries of all time.

Lisa Vanderpump WILL dance tonight on DWTS!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and Dancing With the Stars competitor Lisa Vanderpump is expected to return to the ballroom Monday after fainting at a rehearsal this week for Dancing with the Stars, a source close to the show tells EW.

Vanderpump, 52, is paired with newcomer pro Gleb Savchenko on season 16 of DWTS. Last week, the pair avoided landing in the bottom two of the competition.

RHONJ FIGHT!!!  And it didn't involve the ladies!

It happened Saturday at the grand opening of fellow cast mate KIM DEPAOLA'S new clothing store in Ridgewood, New Jersey.

Sources say a guy named John Karagiorgis came into the store and made fun of the Lauritas' 3-year-old son Nicholas, who is autistic.  A nasty brawl ensued.

A woman who owns a beauty salon that shares the space with DePaola's clothing store says, quote, "Three of Kim D's clothes racks were destroyed and three of our custom sinks were broken.  There was blood on the walls."

There are also reports that Jacqueline took off one of her shoes and bashed the guy on the head with it.  He claims he still has a mark on his forehead from the heel.

Even though the attackers were charged, a source says, quote, "Everyone felt as though Karagiorgis came in there confrontational, and instigated the fight."

The three "Real Housewives" stars filed a counter-report against him.  There's no word yet if he'll be brought up on charges.

It should be noted that Bravo's cameras were rolling during all of this.